LJ Interests meme results

1. archnemesis squirrel:
   Curse you Crime Lord of all Oberlin! Ye Albino Squirrel Mastermind of all Oberlin's nitty and gritty dark underworld and byways!
   
   You always are there, staring, chittering and conspiring against me! you even through a nut at one of my friends!
2. cello:
   Music is in the life of everyone! it expresses relams and depth which mere words cannot! I have a Niebler cello cost me a pretty penny but it's nigh-professional grade. Oh man the cello is such a cool instrument, I must find a female cellist to duet with.
3. dead souls:
   Ah dead souls, dead souls such a great book and yet such a convincing metaphor for one's life. Nikolai Gogol, I'd take a bullet for you, maybe even two..
4. good clean fun:
   Good clean fun is 100% fun and 100% guaranteed or your money back and time refunded!
   This is the high off all natural dope i.e. laughter, which you don't have to get from the dealer i.e. professional comedian who gets paid multimillion dollar salaries for his/her semi-lethah doses.
5. hopeless romanticism:
   I was enrolled on a twelve step program and now i'm cured of it.
6. karate:
   this comes from the japanese word "kara" meaning empty handed and it's okay. minus the 'ay' and add an 'e' for eric and you get....
   cool stuff.
   oh yeah uniforms are cool!
7. ninja assassin squirrels:
   god darn you albino squirrels! not content to hog just one of my randomly (i hope) selected interests! (could it be that albino squirrels have hacked the supercomputer mainframes of the internet itself??)
8. reading:
   I'm illiterate. Enough said.
   
   I love books, especially the long ones...way more fuel per page. and the more words per page the longer the flames last.
9. spontaneity:
   NOO! I am NOT spontanetous, prone to ANGER AND DENIAL!!!
   
   I aboslutely positively refuse to believe this. Okay i will for $50!
   
   Oh wait, will i regret this in the morning?
10. tuxedo squirrels:
    GOd dam SQUIRRELS! NOT content with getting 2 interests in my meme generator they now resort to threats? pleas e please don't send the political/diplomatic squirrels!

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